Wednesday, 9.30p.m

Hey beautiful people,

It was a long  break and the girls and I decided  to hook up , as always yours truly had to plan where we would have lunch…..again. ( I’m not complaining though , I quite enjoy these things).  I did not think twice about suggesting Cafe Vanessa (part of Auto Lounge) I’d gone for drinks  with another friend the previous Friday and I really enjoyed it save for a few hitches but because I wanted to share this review with you food lovers, I decided to go back…….this time with more people , people who love good dinning just like me.

When we got in, we were given the option to choose our seats because there were quite a number of free tables. We wanted where we could lounge & have fun , the major diva of the group did not like the seat we picked ( double eye roll; so we had to move to the main dinning area. The waiter showed us the menu and we ordered several meals. The menu was quite tattered considering the fact that it was a nicely done up place. I asked the waiter why it was so and he said they were coming up with a different concept of ordering meals….an electronic form… time will tell. Well, I will strike that out, but i just needed to mention it to you all. The first time I went to Cafe Vanessa, my friend and I ordered the TEX-MEX meal or something like that. It was fresh garlic bread with fresh crispy side salad and the juiciest chicken wings ever, so when I went back with the girls we decided to try that again, so we ordered the TEX –MEX,  Fettucini Gambretti, and  the Combination Seafood. Four chics  with 5 different meals , yup we roll like that, the girls will never admit to being grubbidos, but i know they are ( shoot me if you can). So we waited for our meals…..

After about 15 minutes, the meals did not come we asked the waiter if we could get nuts to hold belle because we were all very hungry, He brought some cashew nuts,  we wolfed it down and the meal still had not come,we asked for seconds and he obliged. To me, he looked like he was waiting for us to finish the nuts because immediately the bowl emptied , he brought our food. Oh goodnessss!!!!it looked so nice….or was it  the hunger?IMG-20130329-00359

IMG-20130329-00362We all decided to do one happy family, we all had our salads first, which was still as crispy as the first time we visited, then we shared the Fettucini  Gambretti , it tasted as divine as it looked. It tasted like freshly rolled Fettucini to me …….it probably was not ( the price did not indicate it) but it was very well made. We did not stop oohing and aahing  till the bowl was wiped clean. We moved to the mixed seafood …chaii, I was in cloud 9, it was unbelievably  good, we had to send some major compliments to the chef. The calamari and fish were too good to be true, I wonder what the “Italian chef” did to it, it was juicy…. yet crunchy. I could go on and on. I almost ordered a second but the magic would probably have been lost the second time.IMG-20130329-00360

We had the Tex –Mex meal last, it was different from the first time I ordered it. The first time it was toasted garlic  bread topped with some herbs, this time it was plain sliced baguette, I was not too happy about  that, why do we lower our standards so easily……. anyway we absolutely enjoyed the other  meals.IMG-20130329-00361

What is it with Nigerian bars /  restaurants/ lounges and cocktails… my simple suggestion is this, if you cant make nice tasting cocktails …DONT! I ordered a margarita here and it was no where near what i knew a margarita to be. It tasted like something from a concentrate, who serves a margarita without a salty rim.I would score them  just one point out of ten if i had to.The annoying part of this was the the cocktail was overpriced!

P.S: The Italian chef was not Italian after all. He was one of us….my dear brother from Ikot-Abasi. That Fettucini could have come from any trattoria  in Italy. Kudos to the chef

Would I go back there?……An emphatic Yes


Layout/Ambience/Aesthetics- 9

Quality of Food-9

Customer Service-9

Value for Money-8



  1. Enjoyed going through some of the pieces you’ve written and seeing as I love food but don’t get to eat enough of it, I drooled through some of the pictures. Lol.

    I know you don’t like to dabble with prices but I would suggest you tell us the minimum and maximum on their price lists so that people like me who don’t have a job yet but still love to enjoy the finer things of life would know how and what to save to take out for a particular outing.

    Thanx…lemme get back to drooling at the pictures till I can go and purchase mine. Lol.

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